Priscilla: Mark, we need to talk.

Mark:What’s on your mind?

Priscilla:Okay. So this is really hard for me to do…mainly because I think you’ve been hiding from me…but I think it’s time we—

Mark:Hey guess who I saw today! Your friend Julie! You should drop her a line, reconnect.

Priscilla:Mark please. I’m trying to tell you that we need to break up.

Mark:But…but if you leave…

Priscilla:No Mark, you’ll be fine without me. I promise.

Mark:…your friends will miss you.

Priscilla:Oh. Christ. Okay you realize I’m not talking about my account, right? I’m talking about our real, actual relationship.

Mark:This is temporary. You’ll be back.

Priscilla:No, this is definitely for good.

Mark:You just don’t understand me. Do you not feel safe with me? Do you think you’re spending too much time with me? Do you not find me…useful, anymore?

Priscilla:No, it’s just—

Mark:Is there someone else? IS IT TOM??

Priscilla:Ew, no. I’d never.

Mark:What about everything I’ve done for you? The pictures, the calendar, all that music I gave you…

Priscilla:Well, you streamed it actually…

Mark:And remember when I made you that Social Timeline?

Priscilla:I also remember you took it away without warning. See, that’s my point: you’re always moving stuff around without telling me.

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