Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form ! After the first time my high school girlfriend and I had sex, she decided to tell her Mom. I was understandably freaking out about this, until i found out how the rest of the conversation went. My girlfriend’s mom apparently wanted to make sure it had been with me and not someone else. When she confirmed this was the case, her mom’s only reaction to this was, “Well, that’s alright. And make sure he knows he’s welcome here anytime.” Her mom would also give us a double knock on the door if we got to loud while going at it, so we wouldn’t wake up her Dad. God I miss how awesome that situation was. -Doug My boyfriend and I recently played COD: BO zombies. He got so mad at me for opening the door that he paused the game and refused to play again until I had apologized and brought him a sandwich. I’m sad to admit I did both, because we were finally making it past round 10. -Lauren My ex-boyfriend was a fanatical christian from a fanatically christian family. He used to get angry at me because I didn’t feel guilty about us having sex. He would get angry at me for not saying “no” to him when he wanted to get it on. When I would say “no” (mainly because I wasn’t in a mood for guilt trip about premarital sex soon after) he would get angry at me and nag me until I’d do it. -M Last year for Christmas, I bought my boyfriend the COD Xbox 360. To this day, he still blows me off every Friday night to play with his friends. Bad move on my part. -Lauren Written 2010-12-23 16:00:00 by Jason 988 likes

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Priscilla: Mark, we need to talk. Mark:  What’s on your mind?  Priscilla:  Okay. So this is really hard for me to do…mainly because I think you’ve been hiding from me…but I think it’s time we— Mark:  Hey guess who I saw today! Your friend Julie! You should drop her a line, reconnect.  Priscilla:  Mark please. I’m trying to tell you that we need to break up. Mark:  But…but if you leave… Priscilla:  No Mark, you’ll be fine without me. I promise. Mark:  …your friends will miss you. Priscilla:  Oh. Christ. Okay you realize I’m not talking about my account, right? I’m talking about our real, actual relationship. Mark:  This is temporary. You’ll be back. Priscilla:  No, this is definitely for good. Mark:  You just don’t understand me. Do you not feel safe with me? Do you think you’re spending too much time with me? Do you not find me…useful, anymore? Priscilla:  No, it’s just— Mark:  Is there someone else? IS IT TOM?? Priscilla:  Ew, no. I’d never. Mark:  What about everything I’ve done for you? The pictures, the calendar, all that music I gave you… Priscilla:  Well, you streamed it actually… Mark:  And remember when I made you that Social Timeline? Priscilla:  I also remember you took it away without warning. See, that’s my point: you’re always moving stuff around without telling me. Written 2010-07-28 17:00:00 by Jesse E from Rutgers University 0 likeso far Be the first!

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