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		<title>SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lowe&#8217;s staff save dozens as storm hit NC store (AP)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 01:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ SANFORD, N.C. &#8211; More than 100 employees and customers at a home improvement store, crammed shoulder-to-shoulder seeking safety from one of the deadly storms that ripped through the South, screamed in near unison once the steel roof curled off overhead, the store's manager said Sunday. They all made it out alive Saturday, thanks to quick action by Lowe's store manager Michael Hollowell and his employees, who carried out an emergency response plan they had learned. They herded everyone to the windowless rear area of the store, away from the direct hit out front. "You could hear all the steel ripping. People screaming in fear for their lives," Hollowell told The Associated Press. Hollowell and his employees deserve credit for moving customers to a safe zone in the store about 40 miles south of Raleigh, said Sanford police Capt. J.R. Weeks. "It can't help but have saved lives," he said. Since most of the damage was in the front, getting them farther away likely prevented some people from harm. Search and rescue crews combing through the store found no one buried in the debris that knocked down concrete block walls and left trailers leaning vertically against towering shelves in the lumber department. About two-thirds of the warehouse store was exposed to the elements. The front of the store looked as if it had been flattened, and cars in the parking lot were flipped over on their roofs. "We're just thankful that more people weren't hurt," said Cindy Hall, a local Red Cross volunteer. Other businesses nearby were also badly damaged, including a tractor supply store which saw its roof ripped off. In all of Lee County, where Sanford is located, officials said there was just one confirmed fatality during the storm, which claimed at least 21 lives statewide, damaged hundreds of homes and left a swath of destruction unmatched by any spring storm since the mid-1980s. Hollowell said he'd heard severe weather warnings earlier in the day, but his first glimpse of imminent danger came when he saw employees running toward the back of the store. The safest part of the store, with joined concrete walls and without heavy inventory stacked high on shelves, it was the destination in an emergency, set in the store's preparedness plan. Hollowell looked out the front door and saw the tornado nearly across the street. He called his assistants into action on in-store phones and in seconds the warnings had the 50 or so employees and up to 60 customers running to the back, packed in shoulder-to-shoulder. "It was so tight that you couldn't move with everybody in the hallway. We got as close as we could," Hollowell said. Dan Wear, another employee, was guiding customers to safety only to see some had stopped to record the barreling twister with their cellphone cameras. He moved them out of the way just in time. As he was running to the back, a customer behind him was lifted by the wind and rolled like a bowling ball through Wear's churning legs. They both ended up sprawled under racks of carpeting in aisle 42, Wear said. Hollowell dismisses any talk of heroism, saying the safety exercise was a team effort. Follow Yahoo! News on Twitter , become a fan on Facebook ]]></description>
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		<title>Chad Vader S1 Ep2: The Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHAD VADER SEASON 2 DVD IS OUT! Take a look: www.blamesociety.net Chad goes on a date, and senses a disturbance in the store. . . Written and Directed by Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan Produced by Courtney Collins courtneycollins.com http Music - Andrew Yonda (buffali.com) Cinematography - Tona Williams (http and John Urban (urbanphotoco.com) Lighting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chad Vader S1 Ep1: A Galaxy Not So Far Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 14:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHAD VADER SEASON 3 DVD IS OUT! Take a look: www.blamesociety.net Chad&#8217;s on Facebook: www.facebook.com -Life is hard when you&#8217;re Darth Vader&#8217;s less-talented, less-charismatic younger brother and you manage a grocery store.- CHAD VADER: Starring: Chad - Aaron Yonda Clint/Voice of Chad - Matt Sloan Tony - Asa Derks Randy - Brad Knight monkeybusinessinstitute.com Tammy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The appropriately named &#8216;Swamp Store&#8217; is flooded along &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 21:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ (AFP) - The appropriately named 'Swamp Store' is flooded along with much of the Australian town of Rockhampton on January 4, 2011. Rumours of crocodile sightings swept the besieged cattle-farming centre northeast of Brisbane, population 75,000, while snakes up to two metres (6.5 feet) long were spotted around the town centre(AFP/Torsten Blackwood) ]]></description>
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		<title>Grocery Store Wars (2005)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 04:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Issue #34</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JH</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ever have a sh*tty job that you wanted to complain about in a weekly submission-based column named after Blink-182 lyrics? Send your submissions to worksuxiknow[at]gmail.com ! I used to work at this disgusting local fast food joint. I worked with the greasiest guy you could imagine. During my shift, I had to hit the urinals. I then heard a series of grunts and one long drawn out moan, along with the faint sound of skin slapping on skin. I realized that the greasy dude was infact, pleasuring himself during his 15 minute break. It was 9 in the morning on a Tuesday. -Tibbs I work at an off-track betting parlour so I meet some weird people.  Yesterday, a crackhead came in and sat down for about 15 minutes and just stared into nothingness.  Suddenly, she gets up and walks over to another customer and gives him the stare down for almost a minute without saying a word.  She goes back and sits down, proceeds to piss her pants. -Danny I work at a god awful grocery store as a cashier and a couple years ago an older man walked in the store and proceeded to customer service where he demanded to talk to my manager. After about twenty minutes, the guy walked off heated and my manager comes over, dying laughing. He tells me the guy came in and was blaming our store for giving him crabs so he demanded we watch the tape of yesterday to see if anybody threw the crabs on him. His explanation for the whole thing was "I came here yesterday without crabs and today I have crabs." I wish I could have watched the tape. -Anonymous I work at a Box Office at a Theatre in Toronto, and a woman was calling in to buy several theatre subscriptions for the coming season. She asked if I could make sure that at least one of the tickets per show was wheelchair accessible, while jokingly adding that she should get the best seat out of the bunch because she is buying for all her friends. I replied with "Of course, you should reap all the benefits, you are doing all the leg work!" There was a silence on the other end as she quietly reminded me that the wheelchair seats are for her, and continued with the rest of the order. The rest of the phone call was more than a little awkward. -Anonymous I work at a sporting goods store and one night a customer called and asked for help in my department, fitness. She said her son is 17 and she wants to get him something he can use to work out, as he is getting into going to the gym after classes and looking fit. I told her simple gift ideas, like dumbbells and kettle bells and she obviously had no clue what she was looking for. She then told me that her husband had gone into his room and found some stuff, then paused. I'm thinking he found some dumbbells or a pull up bar, something for me to go on and give her more ideas, but no. She says they think he's gay. So I responded "...Ok?" To which she responds to by breaking down and crying. I hung up while she was still sobbing. -Bob Royal I have unfortunately worked at a BK, and there was a huge bump to get into the parking lot. One day, we all started smelling something horrendous and couldn't figure out what it was. A guy comes in a say, "there's shit all over the parking lot." Turns out, an RV tried going over that huge bump and busted it's septic tank in the process. Apparently, the RV decided to just drive away, leaving a huge trail of human sh*t across the parking lot. Instead of calling the fire department, our boss made us clean up all the feces with brooms and dustpans and had us pour Pine Sol everywhere to cover up the smell. -Anonymous And the "This Guy Gets It" award goes to... I work at a (clothing store/ restaurant / gas station/ old folks home) and one day a (customer/ coworker/ fat person/ old person) spontaneously (vomited/ defecated/ urinated) all over (themselves/ the floor/ the wall/ the bathroom/ the garbage can) and made a huge mess and then left. It smelled so bad but i had to clean it up because my manager is a jerk and I (was docked a weeks pay/ blamed for the mess/ didn't even get overtime pay). -Jon R. ]]></description>
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